Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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