how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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