I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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