i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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