Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
