even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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