Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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