It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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