The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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