You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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