So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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