Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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