The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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