This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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