Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Non-Jews are for practice
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
