I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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