just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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