Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
No subtext here. People are naked.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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