whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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