But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
why didn't you poke me back
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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