No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
This is the high leading the old right now
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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