wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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