is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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