Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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