We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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