Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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