doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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