Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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