I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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