i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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