as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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