wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Church boner. Awkwardddd
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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