Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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