Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I'm having to shit out rocks
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
