I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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