Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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