Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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