I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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