South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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