Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'm having to shit out rocks
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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