My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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