Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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