Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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