At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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