so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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