i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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