Her vagina should come with caution tape.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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