Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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