too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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