party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize
