Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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